hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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