is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
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i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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