I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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