Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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