don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I am one with the molecules
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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