I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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