at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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