yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Someone shattered a urinal.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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