I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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