i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Your tits are I can't wait for
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You were trust falling into bushes
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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