atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
