so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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