Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
either way he was missing a nipple.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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