I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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