ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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