i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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