he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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