In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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