It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Randomize
