I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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