i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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