I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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