It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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