The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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