She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize