How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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