called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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