omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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