I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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