Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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