I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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