Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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