I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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