why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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