Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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