new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
i believe in u and ur pee
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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