Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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