so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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