I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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