what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
In America we eat man semen.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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