I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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