What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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