I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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