if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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