I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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