I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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