she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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