So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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