office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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