I feel like I'm in dance class right now
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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