Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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