what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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