Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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