You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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