So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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