god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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