What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
In America we eat man semen.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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