so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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